tony romo candice getty Tony Romo played hide and seek at bachelor party: 'I had a pretty good spot'

Candice Crawford may have found a dream husband in Tony Romo. Not only did the Dallas Cowboys quarterback manage to skirt any form of adult entertainment during his bachelor party, he didn’t even drink.

The Dallas Morning News — which, despite our skepticism at this story, has not secretly merged with The Onion — reports that the main activity at Romo’s stag weekend in the West Virgina woods was… several games of hide-and-seek.

“I didn’t really feel like going out, drinking that night,” says Romo. “I mean, we were there for a couple of days, so I was just like, ‘Let’s just find something to do here.’ We tried coming up with a game, but with 14 or 15 guys, there aren’t a lot of non-drinking games at that age you can do.”

Romo, who married Crawford, a Dallas reporter, in May, still seems to take great pride is his hide-and-seek victories this many months later.

“I stayed hidden for a while,” he explains. “I had a pretty good spot. It was probably about 35 minutes. It was enjoyable to win just because I got to tell them all that I was smarter than them.”

You cannot make this stuff up.

Posted by:Mikey O'Connell