David Letterman doesn't read Vogue or follow fashion. But he knows who Vogue editor Anna Wintour is.
Is it fair to say that she is bigger than what she does for a living?
"Well, I, uh — I read in the New York Times this week that I'm an ice queen, I'm the Sun King, I'm an alien fleeing from District 9 and I'm a dominatrix," an eerily smiling Wintour said. "So I reckon that makes me a lukewarm royalty with a whip from outer space. What do you think?"
But what about her evil "The Devil Wears Prada" rep?
"We really like fiction at Vogue," she replies.
Wintour admits she's not always "warm and cuddly" but says she appreciates working with talented creative people.
What she likes about the new documentary, "The September Issue," is that it shows all the hard work her staff at Vogue does putting together an issue.
Yeah, we're as bored as Dave is.