Check it out — the first five minutes of the “American Horror Story” Season 2 premiere. Welcome to the asylum, where crosses made of sticks, old IV bags and creepy baby dolls hang in the woods.

When lovers Leo (Adam Levine) and Teresa (Jenna Dewan-Tatum) go exploring, it looks as though it’s been abandoned for decades. And hey, nothing more fun or romantic than having rough sex in an old electro-shock therapy room.

So, do you suppose the show will flash back and forth between the 1960s and the lovers in the future? Or are Leo and Teresa goners?

“American Horror STory” premieres Wednesday, Oct. 17 on FX.

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TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."