So, after the Grammy Awards last Sunday (Feb. 12), a trending topic on Twitter was “Who is Paul McCartney,” which, sure, on the one hand – Twitter is used primarily by 12-year-olds (probably), but on the other hand – seriously?

Naturally, Funny or Die couldn’t let this opportunity pass them by, so they made the wonderful video you see above, making a fake History Channel biography of Sir Paul. Warning: Profanity.

We think our favorite parts are:

  • “Sir Paul’s greatest fame came when he performed at the Grammy Awards, making him the most random white dude to perform since those guys in the Suburbs last year.”
  • “After Sir Paul sung his first song, they cut to Chris Brown, who is so, so fine. I don’t care what they say, I’d let Chris Brown punch me in the face.”
  • “The world may  never truly know Sir Paul McCartney, but we do know that he was old. And totally random. And not as good as Little B from the Pack.”

Heh.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."