John Oliver devoted nearly the entire Feb. 28 show to talking about Donald Trump’s bid for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination, and while the segment was funny, it also had a serious message — start taking Trump seriously and stop voting for him. Sunday (March 6) Oliver was back at it on “Last Week Tonight,” but with a much goofier topic: Donald Trump’s penis.
It stems from the back-and-forth insults between candidates, with Marco Rubio making fun of Trump’s small hands and implying that means he has a small penis. Trump then took it upon himself to assure America that his penis is just fine, thank you very much, though his choice of venue is a bit suspect.
“That’s right — Donald Trump just talked about his d*** during a presidential debate. A d*** which I presume looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off,” says Oliver.
Oliver also points out how establishment Republicans have banned together to bad-mouth Trump all over cable news, with former RNC communications director Doug Heye calling Trump’s nomination an “abortion” on the Republican party.
“If we nominate Donald Trump … Republicans will be committing an abortion on their own party and it will be the end of the Republican party as we know it,” says Hey in a clip.
“Holy s***!” says Oliver with a laugh. “You know they’re getting desperate when they’re just throwing in their favorite buzz words — ‘He won’t just be an abortion, he’ll be a Sharia law wrapped in a Benghazi-themed gay wedding and I mean it.'”