Nick Offerman stopped by "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" on Monday (Nov. 9) for not one, but two segments -- and, as always, the "Parks and Recreation" star was amazing.
The best part is when Fallon and Offerman "Lady and the Tramp'd" their way on a giant kielbasa baked inside a loaf of bread as part of Offerman's "favorite meats" segment.
He also introduces Fallon to "turducken-fed pork," also known as the "flying pig." Offerman says it has "a nutty, meaty flavor with hints of shoe leather and mink oil and just a touch of regret."
During the monologue, Offerman took some time to read the descriptions of some of Oprah's Favorite Things for 2015 -- and give his own personal advice regarding a few items.
When describing a bath & body lotion set, Offerman says, "Personally I have no idea what the hell half those words mean, but if you would like to smell like Oprah, just shut up and wear it."
On the modern sprout garden, Offerman says, "Let me nutshell this for you -- it's plants in a jar."
The best is the "faux-fur pet jacket" selection, to which Offerman says, "Your dog's about to get more a** than you've gotten in your entire life."
Nick Offerman, ladies and gentlemen!