Do you have an embarrassing sex story that you always thought would be better as an R&B dance track? Well, you’re in luck, because that’s what “Not Safe with Nikki Glaser” did on Tuesday’s (June 21) show.

Glaser and R&B singer Omarion got together to record a track that uses people’s true sex debacle stories as inspiration. It’s called “Like They Do” and it’s … kind of awesome. Some sample embarrassing sex stories include:

  • “I unraveled it to throw it out and the condom was gone.”
  • “We barely — BARELY — avoided mom walking in on son getting BJ.”
  • “For about the first 30 seconds, it was basically the best … until she began to shriek.”
  • “There was this one time where I thought I killed a girl with my penis.”

Then the song starts and all of those things are incorporated, plus some added anecdotes, like a guy having to use shampoo as lube for anal sex. Um, what?! Why would you do that?!

“Not Safe with Nikki Glaser” airs Tuesdays at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."