Do you have an embarrassing sex story that you always thought would be better as an R&B dance track? Well, you’re in luck, because that’s what “Not Safe with Nikki Glaser” did on Tuesday’s (June 21) show.
Glaser and R&B singer Omarion got together to record a track that uses people’s true sex debacle stories as inspiration. It’s called “Like They Do” and it’s … kind of awesome. Some sample embarrassing sex stories include:
- “I unraveled it to throw it out and the condom was gone.”
- “We barely — BARELY — avoided mom walking in on son getting BJ.”
- “For about the first 30 seconds, it was basically the best … until she began to shriek.”
- “There was this one time where I thought I killed a girl with my penis.”
Then the song starts and all of those things are incorporated, plus some added anecdotes, like a guy having to use shampoo as lube for anal sex. Um, what?! Why would you do that?!
“Not Safe with Nikki Glaser” airs Tuesdays at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.